Curse

Cebe · Aug 29, 2007, 10:32 AM // 10:32

I got put onto this by milkflopance (I can't take the credit for finding this beauty)...Many people may know this exists already but for those of you who haven't here's a link:

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Guild_Wars

...pure brilliance.

Please note the genius Mesmer joke:

Quote:

"Knock, knock."

"Who's th--"

"Interrupting mesmer."

Enjoy

Funk ee Monk ee · Aug 29, 2007, 11:32 AM // 11:32

Absolutelty Fabulous! I especially love the Storyline portion. Thanks!

lucifer_uk · Aug 29, 2007, 11:33 AM // 11:33

That page is quite funny, and surprisingly true

Quote:

"and tragically, afterwards, Gaile Gray was abducted by Aliens."

MithranArkanere · Aug 29, 2007, 11:36 AM // 11:36

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Image:R12.jpg
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

roperratt · Aug 29, 2007, 11:36 AM // 11:36

Quote:

Paragon
This class is barely worth mentioning. They all look like they just jumped off a carnival float from a gay pride parade; and every time anyone comes up with a real use for them they get nerfed again, rendering them completely useless.

Quote:

In short, they're naked, homosexual cheerleaders that carry large sex toys.

I nearly fell out of my chair laughing at this one.

aznkda · Aug 29, 2007, 11:40 AM // 11:40

Good storyline, that's all i have to say. ROFL!!

Roshi_ikkyu · Aug 29, 2007, 12:07 PM // 12:07

They love that Oscar Wilde, lmao

PhQ · Aug 29, 2007, 12:17 PM // 12:17

Quote:

Due to their power, Wanks can run into mobs of enemies with ease, though getting out alive is a considerably more difficult task.

Bwahahahaha.

Necroticon · Aug 29, 2007, 12:27 PM // 12:27

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Image:R12.jpg

Wins in every way possible.

dunky_g · Aug 29, 2007, 01:28 PM // 13:28

if that was actually an emote i might do pvp

KANE OG · Aug 29, 2007, 01:30 PM // 13:30

Be sure to take Lina along; she always carries protection.

KANE

garethporlest18 · Aug 29, 2007, 01:32 PM // 13:32

I like the Chuck Norris emote myself.

But this is the best and so true!

"After taking part in a bogus trial that eventually got locked in the judicial system, the player must venture to the mainland, and pwn hordes of leet rangers using Whirling Defense, which causes all attacking foes to be knocked down from shame, considering they can never hit despite a 75% block rate. Seriously, wtf?"

Oh and this part

"[email protected] Fire magic: A hidden hack that makes you invincible and able to solo Shiro Tamagotchi and his flower friends."

Oh and "If you see a monk mesmer (Mo/Me) using mending + echo + arcane echo RUN! This is the most "1337" build in game and cannot be beaten i advise you to smash up your computer if you encounter this build and seek psychiatric help immediately!" mixed with this hilarious image and caption...http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Image:T...er_Manuver.gif <The sheer power of echoed mending defence. Note how the attacking player is dazed, knocked down and owned in general.

4thVariety · Aug 29, 2007, 01:37 PM // 13:37

The part on the storylines is just insanely funny at unencyclopedia

LifeInfusion · Aug 29, 2007, 01:43 PM // 13:43

I laughed hard.

"However, this is in all actuality a clever ruse, as anyone who has had possession of the game for more than 500 years will realise that that there is really a century fee: $90,000,000. You may also pay with your soul."

Etta · Aug 29, 2007, 01:45 PM // 13:45

Wammo = Wank, priceless.

Matfei · Aug 29, 2007, 02:08 PM // 14:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roshi_ikkyu

They love that Oscar Wilde, lmao

That Roshi_ikkyu guy sure knows brilliance when he see's it! - Oscar Wilde on Roshi_Ikkyu.

Ben-A-BoO · Aug 29, 2007, 02:08 PM // 14:08

You made my day!!!

That dude is awesome, he sums 15.000 wiki pages up in one.

voted post of the year!

milkflopance · Aug 29, 2007, 02:09 PM // 14:09

There's a little more on another page, i wont be linking to it though because i doubt the mods will approve of most of it, so i'll post the best bit:

Quote:

* Thursday April 19, 2007-with the intro of Impossible Mode, ANet changed the loot scaling so monsters are now total beggars. Therefore, making it no reason to kill random s**t monsters.

* Chuck Norris (the final boss in Campaign 3) is now impossible to kill in 5 minutes because ANet changed his brain. Originally, you use the Russian Reversal to hurt Chuck Norris while he uses a bazooka. He now decided to be a pacifist and he is now an immortal.

My Green Storage · Aug 29, 2007, 02:14 PM // 14:14

Dervish

A class that would be badass if it weren't for the requirement that the player name must contain any or all of the following words: "dervish", "grim," "death," "scythe," and "reaper."

Funny.

The rest. Meh.

jon0592 · Aug 29, 2007, 02:38 PM // 14:38

LMAO!

Well because of religion I shouldn't say it but another funny part was

"After running around on the noob island for a while, the player discovers that Oprah is plotting to turn off everyone's night lights, bringing terror and chaos to the world's children"

Varesh = Oprah LMAO! I never saw it before but now that you think of it they are so similar!